Bro’ Dictionary (for the curious, confused and/or uninitiated)

An incomplete, un-alphabetized and entirely irreverent Wikibro* about Bro’ business behavior.

Bro’

/brō/
plural Bros /brōhz/
also known as “bruh” /brə/
1. a person of any gender identification whose primary motivation is to yield the most money from the most people in the shortest amount of time possible
2. brags about Teslas, Rolls Royces, exotic vacations, *list* size and 7-figure launches
3. can be found in “secret hideaways” masterminding with other bros

Hey, Bro’. I’ll see you at the 20-figure MasterMind meeting in Bora Bora next week, right?

Bro’ Marketing

/brō märkədiNG/
1. masculine approach to marketing that manipulates human psychological triggers to compel a desired action (usually a purchase)
2. uses false scarcity, short deadlines, overinflated promises, complicated funnels, blueprints and constant cycle of launches
3. created by men for men, but also used by women who disguise their Bro’ Marketing tactics with feminine touches such as pink “flat lay” images and glittery, metallic flourishes
4. so pervasive it’s widely thought of as “marketing”

Her audience felt disconnected from her bro’ marketing campaign so it totally bombed.

Bro’d

/brōd/
1. when you’ve been a target of Bro’ Marketing tactics

I got bro’d by that douchebag AGAIN! When will I ever learn?!

Bro-y

/brō-ee/
1. any behavior or offer that feels manipulative
2. heavy use of persuasion, influence and manipulation

Ewwww.  That’s a bro-y move. Your people won’t like that.

Braux Pas

/brō ˈpä/
1. a tactless, awkward, uncool move made by a Bro’ in a business situation

Can you believe he said, “Bros before hos” three times? That’s one braux pas after another!

Bromancing

/brō ˈman sing/
1. the backslapping, high fiving and adulation that Bros shower upon one other in order to secure affiliates for their own upcoming launches

Bro! Way to crush your launch. Your list is up to 350k? Hey, I’ve got a launch coming up… let’s take a ride in my Tesla and talk about you making some more money.

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Resources and References

  1. Why So Many Women Entrepreneurs Are Struggling, And What We Need To Do About It
  2. What Happens When You Burn Your Business Bra, Throw Blueprints Out The Window And Finally Learn To Trust Yourself
  3. Marketing Doesn’t Work For Women Like Us
  4. Launches Are Sooooooooooooo 2015
  5. Defying The “Proven Recipe” When Your Bacon Is On The Line
  6. Flashback To A BIG Important Lesson
  7. “Please just tell me what to do to be successful.”
  8. UnBlueprint Manifesto
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